WANTED
SENIOR LEAGUE FOOTBALL PLAYERS
AGE 65 TO 85
ALL POSITIONS OPEN
**** LEAGUE RULES ****
No crutches, canes, walkers
Bionics OK
Incontinents... Offensive Team Only
Farters... Defensive Team Only
Eyesight... Minimum 80-60
Quarterbacks... No Alzheimers
Centers... No Spastic Colons
Tackles & Guards... I.Q. Over 50
Ends... Run 15 Feet in 2 Minutes or Less
Schedule to include games at home and away.
Pickup At Nursing Homes Arranged
No Medication Tests Will Be Mandated
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Join Now for the Adventure of a Lifetime
The I. J. Morris Funeral Home has Agreed to Furnish Financial Support for
Uniforms and Burial Services.
Call the leagues toll free number for more information 1-877-NOT-DEAD